The satyr

Hello! I am a satyr. A satyr is a part man, horse and goat. I believed that the humans were silly and I was right! I had a friend who invited me over and he said his hands were cold so he blew on them. He said his breath warmed them. Then we were eating some soup. My friend blew on it and I was confused. So, I asked him why he was blowing and he said it was hot and his breath cools it. I was so confused! So then I asked him to leave because I would not allow some one to blow on something hot and something cold! I have never heard of anything like it! I might ask if any other person might do that because I might be wrong.